RE: What kind of undergarments to wear given coronavirus?

Dear Mr Twit,

Another COVID-19 question if I may…

What would your recommendation be on undergarments to keep the very serious issue of the virus at bay? I’ve settled on extremely thick rubber under pants with studs in them. I bought them online from a specialist. As with my hat question I don’t believe there is an official policy on this. If you could advise on this it would be appreciated as I’m getting criticism from my wife and on that basis alone it would make sense to perhaps have a different strategy (and to protect myself from the virus).

Minor Twerp

Minor Twerp Major Twit Asked on 2020-04-06 in Medical.
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Oh Minor Twerp, what larks we are having here today!

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Chief Twit Answered on 2020-04-13.
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