RE: Will Mr Boris Johnson be fixing the weather/climate please?
Dear Mr Intertwit, I’m 13.5 years old now and apparently this disqualifies me from being a member of Boris Johnson’s new cabinet – some crazy rule about not having immature persons in senior posts….which begs a few other questions.
Anyway, to address the matter of rising temperatures and climate change I’ve resorted to contacting you directly as no doubt you have a direct line to Boris or may indeed be able to get it all sorted your good self.
I’d very much appreciate it if you could crack on with this very quickly as I’m over-heating. I also might need to get a train to a school disco and apparently they’re not working very well due to the heat.
When it’s done please contact my banker parents who will relay the news via various servants/cleaners/gardeners/builders (we don’t talk directly due to them being too busy). Thank you, Problem Child
Hi there Problem Child,
Bingo makes some good points in his answer and really you could be satisfied with just this response we feel. However, we thought we’d also do a bit of “intertwit delving” (not a medical procedure) to make sure you have a full grasp of the vast array of available climate change facts and figures that could potentially bamboozle even a child of your massive precocity.
So here it is…
As with most things, the Prime Minster’s record on and attitude toward climate change can be best described as “fluid”.
He does however ride a bike.
That’ll be about it.