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A man wearing a new pair of pants is a confident and powerful man…

…and a man wearing the strident aroma of New Pants” is doubly so.

Fragranced with the scent of fresh underwear straight out of the wrapper, laced with hints of crushed urinal cake and catnip, “New Pants” really is an eau de toilette to revel in.

You are happy – you have New Pants….

She is happy – you have thrown the old ones away…