THE TWO KEVINS
EPISODE 2 – Hooray for Hollywood!
KF & KH are in the pub having a pint.
KF: Nice Pint Kev?
KH: Not bad. A bit cold.
They are approached by a man in a very expensive suit
Man: Hi there, I’m a top Hollywood film producer and I’m looking for Kevin Costner to be in my latest film. I haven’t seen him about for a while so I’ve forgotten what he looks like. I’ve heard though that he lives round here and the barman told me you two are called Kevin. By the law of averages one of you must be Kevin Costner.
KF: Sorry think this might be a case of mistaken identity. My name is Kevin Ferguson. Not Costner.
KH: Yes, this sort of thing happens to us all the time. It’s hilarious. My name is Kevin Hanlon. Not Costner.
KF: Actually though, Kevin Costner does live round here, just down the road, above the newsagent. He lives in the flat next to Kevin Keegan so I hope that doesn’t cause anymore confusion.
Man: Thanks guys, you’ve been a great help.
Man leaves pub
KF: That mistaken identity thing sure is hilarious!
KH: Yes, it’s very funny. Although the incident with the woman and the email was funnier.
KF: Yes, that was funny.
28 minute theme tune – a drum solo by Artimus Pyle of Lynyrd Skynyrd