RE: I’m in prison and I need some help

Dear Intertwit,

I’m in prison due to various offences (against goats in the main – but some relate to chickens).

I’ve got the following equipment:  a small tube of Colgate toothpaste, a fondue set (with various cheeses – some of them fairly ripe if that helps) and some grapes. The grapes are white. I am expecting a delivery of some red ones next week from Auntie Margaret – that will help I’m sure as they will contain more phytonutrients I’d imagine.

I’d like to escape within 4 days maximum and need to construct a cordless hammer drill (there are no sockets in this room). Needless to say, it will need to constructed from my available resources (as above). Ideally, I’d like it to feature the possibility of 24 torque settings, a comfortable rubber grip area and a key-less chuck (I may be in a rush).

How do I go about this please?

Thank you.

Minor Twerp Major Twit Asked on 2016-01-09 in It's personal.
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Great work by JohnOB & Minor Twerp there. This is the sort of solution that aim to provide all of our members!

However, as we may have just become an accessory in a major crime we obviously wash our hands of the whole affair.

Chief Twit Answered on 2016-01-10.
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