RE: What kind of undergarments to wear given coronavirus?

Dear Mr Twit,

Another COVID-19 question if I may…

What would your recommendation be on undergarments to keep the very serious issue of the virus at bay? I’ve settled on extremely thick rubber under pants with studs in them. I bought them online from a specialist. As with my hat question I don’t believe there is an official policy on this. If you could advise on this it would be appreciated as I’m getting criticism from my wife and on that basis alone it would make sense to perhaps have a different strategy (and to protect myself from the virus).

Minor Twerp

Minor Twerp Major Twit Asked on 2020-04-06 in Medical.
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As we both know Mr Twit we are both locked in the same ‘institution’ in adjacent rooms. I was trying to maintain the illusion that we only communicated via this mighty fine website rather than screaming down the corridor at each other from behind doors. Have you worked out how to open them yet from the inside?

Anyway, as the nurses wheeled you down the corridor just now in that constraining belt thingy, I wondered if you should drop the knee-length woollen socks? If you do I’ll get some cotton underpants. The rubber ones are creating issues.

Thanks for the photo. Never seen you wear a tie before. Nice addition. Adds something for sure!

I always appreciate your advice but there again that got me in here in the first place.

Major Twit Answered on 2020-04-13.
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